Score: 10

"HES got a PLASTIC KNIFE! OH NO! HES gonna DO IT!"

submission: When An Emo Cries

date: June 9, 2007

2 bad the viking ruined it 4 him. LOL. nice video. cuz emos rock, man! tx! I diggit. sweetness abounds. There is much rejoicing!

Score: 8

"Neato-Mosquito!"

submission: Ancient Kung Fu 2 (full)

date: April 7, 2007

Very good, grasshopper. You will soon be ready to leave the temple! I dug your little movie, dude. I was confused about the ball rising up from the dark guys ass into his fist @ 1st, until I realized that was where you thought the Qi was located (heh). interesting idea. I always thought that it was spread throughout the body like 'mana' or the X-tian 'soul,' or the Egyptian idea of the 'Ka,' you get me? never thought of it as being located near the ass before! LOL. Oh well, live and learn. Nice vid, Man.

Next time they ought to pay him 4 a 2nd shot, tho.

Score: 1

"Eeeew."

submission: Happy Birthday, Shrapnel!

date: April 6, 2007

@ 1st I thought it was a vagina, but the second time I watched it I realized it was not. Gross! U R a sick monkey lurker. I hope that U grow a sense of humor soon, because this was just nasty. Please do NOT wish Me a happy b-day, dude. I am SO not into guy's butts! Yaarh. I blammed this btw. Just 4 yer info. Made my stomach turn. Bleah.

Score: 10

"A Bomb-astic Success!"

submission: Dad 'n Me

date: April 5, 2007

I think that this game is the Bomb, guys. I think that is the phrase, anyway. There could have been more things that were usable as weapons in the game, but I'm not knocking it, by any means. It was good, clean, kill the local children, fun! LOL. I wasn't too hip on the black kids who knew karate, though. They were very tough to beat. I kicked their butts, though. Good times. Makes me want to go steal candy on Halloween! Just kidding. Nice game, Dan! I diggit a lot. Best thing on the site in my book! Tell 'em I said so! U got my vote, dude.

Score: 10

"Ever do it with a school of fish B4?"

submission: Sentient Fish Rape

date: April 1, 2007

a better answer 4 her wouldda been, 'No, but I did lay the whole swim team! Does that count?' Nice movie, Guys. beats the crap out of most of the flash on this site! Good job! Very surreal. Or was it Dada? No def 'surreal' what with the fish stuff involved and all! LOL Funny thing (you know) they both probably smelled the same. heh. I duggit!

Score: 3

"I couldn't tell wot the f*ck the rabbit was saying"

submission: A New Bunny

date: April 1, 2007

The D@mned g@yw@d r@bbit was shouting so fast that I couldn't tell what it was saying most of the time, blast it. I know that it was a homophobe, but other than that I couldn't tell! I liked that it shot lasers outta its eyes, but I like ol' Bugs, too. Was yer rabbit smokin crack? Or is it just part of the new C.I.A.? Hmmm? Itsa poser of a question. (like the CIA isn't smoking crack, anyway. LOL!) Nice animation though, guys. Slow down the sound in the future, please: I don't speak Japanese so well. Heh

Score: 7

"I wish that I was an ex-NAVY SEAL!"

submission: O&A: Club Med

date: March 31, 2007

so I could look dorky, too<sigh>. Guess that I have to just be cool like I am, since I never qualified for the SEAL training, eh? Gee, I'd love to get 'all serious about my hand gestures' and stuff. fer reals, man! Wowzers, what a cool guy. At least he winked @ the girls on the boat before he jumped overboard, huh? Kind of conjures up images of Fonzie, doesn't it! Nice clip O&A. Dug it, guys! I'm still laughing. Just a 4, because the man really thought that he WAS being cool, and you ripped him pretty hard for his sincere efforts (kind of like me, I guess, oh well)

Score: 10

"Don't they make pat'e outta DOG Liver?"

submission: O&A Advertisement #1

date: March 31, 2007

Nice! I h8 dogs NEway. Dogs bite (heh). I just like that lil cartoon so much. thanx 4 kickin the heck out of the dog Opie! I know U R comedians, I am cracking a few funnies here myself, you know. I liked the 'toon a lot and gave you a 5 for it! Thank you. I don't like Stern, so I do not have the Sirius radio thing. Sorry, folx. Dig your humor, though! You make me laugh, guys. Keep it coming, dudes. Thanks a lot. Kick 'em while you can!

Score: 10

"Now if th IRS would get over them bak taxes!"

submission: Marijuana Stand 2

date: March 22, 2007

Me & Willie would be all right. Y' know? Nice game. on the dot, man. How long did you work 4 the D.rug E.njoyment A.gency? U nailed the whole scene in this game, dude. seriously. There was some sort of bug, though. i've NO idea what it was, but my system just kicked me competely out, around day 21X-ish (bummer). I didn't even get to have a gun fight once (crud). I was looking forward to wasting some folx, too, darn it! 'The best part of waking up, is putting bullets in your gun.' You know the tune, sing along, now. Oh, wait. that was Maxwell House. Never mind. It's 'Happiness is a Warm Gun!' That's it.

Score: 10

"ooh la LA! Old School 10s man. Tits up, dude!"

submission: Hentai Sex Education

date: March 22, 2007

Wow. My one complaint was that 'kitty' IS a term for a vagina! Any term referencining a cat can be used in substitution for a pussy, dude. Learn some slang, Man. You'll never get to 'feed the cat' that way, bro. Know what I mean? Hmm. Nice Hentai, by the way. I especially liked the girl with the whip in the slide-show! You kinky bitch. Nice. Thanks. You saw me a long way a way, didn't you? Well, good job. Nice foresight, Mr. Mungous (if that is yer real name, heh). I'll just call you Hugh, for now. All 10's and a 5, Man! Beat that, if you can (NO, not THAT, the score - you perv, jeez)!